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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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