Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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