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Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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