You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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