I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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