worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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