Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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