just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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