Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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