I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Houston, we have a blender
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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