Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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