We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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