lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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