ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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