So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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