I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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