problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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