Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with

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(302): View more from Delaware

I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy

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(443): View more from Maryland

i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.

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(815): View more from Illinois

No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress

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(208): View more from Idaho

They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"

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(970): View more from Colorado

It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!

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(239): View more from Florida

You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?

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