Do vagina's smell?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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