I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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