It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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