3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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