Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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