Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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