I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Randomize
