first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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