i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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