Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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