her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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