Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize