your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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