Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
This is my gift to your gina
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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