oh god the rape fog is back!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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