They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize
