i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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