My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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