Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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