so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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