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(810): View more from Michigan

I can only date guys with blackberrys

(810): View more from Michigan

I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me

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(248): View more from Michigan

You're a womanizer and a bitch.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

you would pick up someone in the library

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(503): View more from Oregon

My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.

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(847): View more from Illinois

If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳

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(810): View more from Michigan

Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.

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Ew.

(810): View more from Michigan

It takes talent let's just say that

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