is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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