Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Your penis caused this!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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