can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
