so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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