Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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