I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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