doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
