she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Can't talk, ducks in the car
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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