So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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