I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Congratulations! We have a period
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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