I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i just had sex bonerless
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
