you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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