that's an acceptable place to lick
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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