I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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