I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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