Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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