I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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