I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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