I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Randomize