Buhtt sex?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I have peed in a lot of sinks
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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