if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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