I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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